I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing
11:57 pm I just had 2 glasses of disaronno on the rocks I didn’t had supper so my stomach started aching. I got drunk a lil bit fast so I ate something and now I’m smoking while listening to arctic monkeys and idk it’s such a strange feeling. I fucked a cigarette up as well as my “omelette” (it wasn’t an omelette after all, I forgot to mix the egg) and I have barely smoked my cigarette so I guess there are two fucked up cigarettes.
People keep asking why I buy albums if I already have them on my iPod. I don’t buy albums to play them, I buy albums to have the physical presence of the album in front of me, it’s an amazing feeling you don’t understand.
i want black matte lipstick that is so, so, so matte that it absorbs all light and, after a while, all matter, and my mouth eventually consumes and destroys the entire universe
I still want you to flirt with me."
whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes
if i don’t talk to myself who will
I used to hate sleeping because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours but now I love sleep because it’s just like being unconscious for eight hours